RANK 1 • Mistaken Identity: Someone pounding on your door in the mid-afternoon. The kedan woman on the other side doesn't look especially happy. "Hey. Hey, this thing you sold me, it doesn't work." It turns out a scam artist has used your contact information and vanished into the night, and this poor lady's stuck in the middle. You're not going to be trusted as a respectable seller for a while. (This may be more of an inconvenience to some than others.) • Instead of Chair Package Contained Munga: Remember that food you ordered delivered? It's very spiky and kind of cranky. Also, alive. There's obviously been some kind of mix up here, but where? The delivery person seems just as perplexed as you are.
RANK 2 • Remember to Tip: You're getting dirty looks from your server the next time you go out to eat. Why? Well, if you ask their coworkers, apparently you didn't tip nearly enough for what they felt was stellar service last time. It's up to you if you want to tip exorbitantly to make up for the slight you probably don't remember giving, but it might be a bit frosty here in future if you don't.
RANK 3 • But it's Bespoke!: A delivery for you! It's the finest coat you've ever seen, perfectly tailored to fit, in a color that makes your eyes happy just to rest on it. One problem: you didn't order it, and now the tailor would like to be paid, please. They take payment plans.
RANK 4 • ONE THOUSANDTH VISITOR: No, really. The proprietor's been counting. Your arms are packed full of store-branded goodies and you're sent off like a walking billboard with way more than you came for. At least you didn't have to pay for it all! Now where are you going to put it.
RANK 5 • Silver-Tongue Days: Have a business? No? Maybe you should start. Lately you seem to be making great business pitches, and someone you met in a coffee shop has quite seriously told you she will pay you for the idea you just had if she can start that business. She'll even use your name.
COMMERCE
RANK 1
• Mistaken Identity: Someone pounding on your door in the mid-afternoon. The kedan woman on the other side doesn't look especially happy. "Hey. Hey, this thing you sold me, it doesn't work." It turns out a scam artist has used your contact information and vanished into the night, and this poor lady's stuck in the middle. You're not going to be trusted as a respectable seller for a while. (This may be more of an inconvenience to some than others.)
• Instead of Chair Package Contained Munga: Remember that food you ordered delivered? It's very spiky and kind of cranky. Also, alive. There's obviously been some kind of mix up here, but where? The delivery person seems just as perplexed as you are.
RANK 2
• Remember to Tip: You're getting dirty looks from your server the next time you go out to eat. Why? Well, if you ask their coworkers, apparently you didn't tip nearly enough for what they felt was stellar service last time. It's up to you if you want to tip exorbitantly to make up for the slight you probably don't remember giving, but it might be a bit frosty here in future if you don't.
RANK 3
• But it's Bespoke!: A delivery for you! It's the finest coat you've ever seen, perfectly tailored to fit, in a color that makes your eyes happy just to rest on it. One problem: you didn't order it, and now the tailor would like to be paid, please.
They take payment plans.
RANK 4
• ONE THOUSANDTH VISITOR: No, really. The proprietor's been counting. Your arms are packed full of store-branded goodies and you're sent off like a walking billboard with way more than you came for. At least you didn't have to pay for it all! Now where are you going to put it.
RANK 5
• Silver-Tongue Days: Have a business? No? Maybe you should start. Lately you seem to be making great business pitches, and someone you met in a coffee shop has quite seriously told you she will pay you for the idea you just had if she can start that business. She'll even use your name.