RANK 1 • A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Aisling Tower is looking to conduct experiments on Dreamfolk for… Reasons. Unfortunately they roped you in. Unfortunately you're now giving off electric sparks intermittently. They can cure this, they assure you! Unfortunately, you have to submit to more tests just to find out what even went wrong. • John Carpenter Would Be Proud: Well, that happened. And now the Sentry has arrested you for being cruel and unusual to animals, and you can't really undo what you did to that poor, innocent Munga that you magicked after it innocently gnawed a hole in your ankle.
RANK 2 • Where Are the Scooby Snacks: The Dreaming just manifested 20 kilos of Champagne Kush in your mattress which subsequently caught fire. Congratulations, it's gotten everyone within a block of you high and the Sentry has maybe a few questions. Like if you got a bag of crispy seaprunes, man.
RANK 3 • Debiru Maaaaan: A small shop of magical beauticians has opened up, and you're the lucky recipient of a coupon to try out their easier-to-manage services. Self-conscious about a few blots and blemishes? They will be gone. Unfortunately you also inexplicably manifest a pair of horns. Fortunately, they look pretty damn sick.
RANK 4 • Bittersweet Memories: The Dreaming seems in tune with your inner child becoming your outer child. Or just childhood in general. Treasured childhood items may appear around the city, or perhaps even manifest in your possession.
RANK 5 • A Glitch in the Matrix: The solution to the thing you've been puzzling out in the waking hours appears in your dreams. Every time you wake, you find you only have the vaguest of memories of it, dimm recollections and faint echoes of what seemed so clear. And then you find yourself throughout the month retracing footsteps you are certain you only took in the dream, but you soon find yourself closer to answer.
METAPHYSICS
RANK 1
• A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Aisling Tower is looking to conduct experiments on Dreamfolk for… Reasons. Unfortunately they roped you in. Unfortunately you're now giving off electric sparks intermittently. They can cure this, they assure you! Unfortunately, you have to submit to more tests just to find out what even went wrong.
• John Carpenter Would Be Proud: Well, that happened. And now the Sentry has arrested you for being cruel and unusual to animals, and you can't really undo what you did to that poor, innocent Munga that you magicked after it innocently gnawed a hole in your ankle.
RANK 2
• Where Are the Scooby Snacks: The Dreaming just manifested 20 kilos of Champagne Kush in your mattress which subsequently caught fire. Congratulations, it's gotten everyone within a block of you high and the Sentry has maybe a few questions. Like if you got a bag of crispy seaprunes, man.
RANK 3
• Debiru Maaaaan: A small shop of magical beauticians has opened up, and you're the lucky recipient of a coupon to try out their easier-to-manage services. Self-conscious about a few blots and blemishes? They will be gone. Unfortunately you also inexplicably manifest a pair of horns. Fortunately, they look pretty damn sick.
RANK 4
• Bittersweet Memories: The Dreaming seems in tune with your inner child becoming your outer child. Or just childhood in general. Treasured childhood items may appear around the city, or perhaps even manifest in your possession.
RANK 5
• A Glitch in the Matrix: The solution to the thing you've been puzzling out in the waking hours appears in your dreams. Every time you wake, you find you only have the vaguest of memories of it, dimm recollections and faint echoes of what seemed so clear. And then you find yourself throughout the month retracing footsteps you are certain you only took in the dream, but you soon find yourself closer to answer.